(Canons by flower)
Hector: This is why I am gay
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Abaddon: I am the biggest faggot this side of the spectrum
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Emily: Ok but no
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Chris: What do you mean its not normal to not have a shirt on if you are female in public what the fuck is wrong with humans
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Ryiah: Im so hungry I could eat my husbands head like a praying mantis
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Richard: Up at the ass and face in the grass
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Ryiah: I wonder if I should be a lesbian
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Cooper: Ill shove my bat up your ass
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Blaire: Just fuck me up
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Blaire: *Yelps in pain during sex, gets Dwight worried, then makes him do a bunch of shit for her to make him make it up to her. Turns out nothing was wrong*
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Emily: How much is breast reduction
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Blaire: Do you think if I dropped my skirt when you are watching sports you would still watch sports
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Ryiah: I will suffocate you in my fat
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Ryiah: *lays down on the floor* *Covers her entire body in a giant blanket* Real life is dead to me
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Cooper: Condoms are for little bitches with no pull out game
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Abaddon: On a scale of one to little bitch how bad am I moaning right now.
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Emily: Whats one more child between husband and wife, cum inside
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Abaddon: Sit down and have dinner with me and afterwards I will suck your dick so hard you wont even believe its still there
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Ryiah: Why do you just have two tentaclehairs for dicks
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Ase: Sometimes I like to lie down and think about how much I hate myself
